Stacy. 20. Asexual.

I own too many CD's, pets and fashion magazines. Make of that what you will.

bitch I’m ME…..hunnit on da wrist I SKI…….art on the wall BASQUI

❝  So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her but instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA , GOT YOUR DICK, DAD.” Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father. Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean and makes a whole ton of foam and that is where Aphrodite comes from eventually from dick foam. You know that painting with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff? Dick foam. All of it. ❞
- O’Brien, Cory. Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology (Kindle Locations 158-164). Penguin Group US. Kindle Edition.  (via pandacommander24a)

god?

latiis:

god: yes?
me: why do we have hair on our toes

  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
ritzymom:

if these people do not won an award i will be bitterly disappointed

ritzymom:

if these people do not won an award i will be bitterly disappointed

scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

farfrompaid:

*welcome to mcdonalds*

him:”hold on a second”

him: “you still gone suck my dick tonight?”

her: “no”

him: “IIght its gone be two separate orders “


I’m every icon

I’m every icon

The „thing”

inlovewithwhitemen:

atomic-glitter:

inheritedloss:

moregloriouspurpose:

inlovewithwhitemen:

Diddy posted this on Instagram and it upset (white) people. I guess this concept is only ok to them when it’s reversed.

aaaah it’s so prettyyy * _ *

hmmmm I look at this and
idk
something about it

seems a bit familiar

except one of these is accepted in mainstream media and one is not
lol

They can dish it but they can’t take it.

^^^^^^

inlovewithwhitemen:

atomic-glitter:

inheritedloss:

moregloriouspurpose:

inlovewithwhitemen:

Diddy posted this on Instagram and it upset (white) people. I guess this concept is only ok to them when it’s reversed.

aaaah it’s so prettyyy * _ *

hmmmm I look at this and

idk

something about it

Mhysa bullshit

seems a bit familiar

mhysa bullshit 2

except one of these is accepted in mainstream media and one is not

lol

They can dish it but they can’t take it.

^^^^^^

afrobluess:

Black men are some of the most beautiful creatures to ever grace this planet


On The Run Tour in Winnipeg, Canada (July 27th, 2014)

On The Run Tour in Winnipeg, Canada (July 27th, 2014)

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